{"product_id":"rat-bleep-and-alien-poop-not-for-parents-at-all","title":"Rat BLEEP and Alien Poop: Not for Parents at All","description":"\u003cp\u003eA Non-Illustrated Picture Book means kids get to make their own illustrations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWell, this story is disgusting. In a good way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Rats are the good guys. That should tell you about the Aliens.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe all know there are Aliens here, not to mention the Rats. This book reveals why they came (the Aliens, not the Rats).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey’re here for our garbage. And our trash. And our other junk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt’s a good thing we have lots of Rats. They can probably help us...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd, there’s more than enough poop in this book, of course.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWash your hands after reading.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd you'll get to draw your own pictures of the story.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cosworth Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Paperback 9.95","offer_id":44245929656422,"sku":null,"price":9.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hardcover $17.95","offer_id":44245929689190,"sku":null,"price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0682\/2979\/1846\/files\/AlienPoop400.jpg?v=1765469723","url":"https:\/\/cosworth-publishing.myshopify.com\/products\/rat-bleep-and-alien-poop-not-for-parents-at-all","provider":"Cosworth Publishing","version":"1.0","type":"link"}