Rat BLEEP and Alien Poop: Not for Parents at All

A Non-Illustrated Picture Book means kids get to make their own illustrations.

Well, this story is disgusting. In a good way.

The Rats are the good guys. That should tell you about the Aliens.

We all know there are Aliens here, not to mention the Rats. This book reveals why they came (the Aliens, not the Rats).

They’re here for our garbage. And our trash. And our other junk.

It’s a good thing we have lots of Rats. They can probably help us...

And, there’s more than enough poop in this book, of course.

Wash your hands after reading.

And you'll get to draw your own pictures of the story.